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Kiss Tha RAIN

CK in the memory...^_^

another day with heng daixz...
seem all so busy with their own business n not contact each other recently...
2night we all free n plan out had supper at SALAM...old place for us....

we 4 went to CC....joining Left 4 DEAD...2nd time for CK trying the new game....
n theme for today is...
IN THE MEMORY
CK
for all those who played the game should know...
at the last level..the gang of 4 must defend themselves untill they got rescue...
well....yik gabzy lyk ck were a team just now....untill the last min...
CK killed by zombies....before one step into the rescue plane........the plane flyyy~~...
......actually yik n lyk is reviving him.....unluckily too many zombies came out...
plus Tanker n Smoker were attaking us....we hav no choices but to defend 1st....
bad case is CK lying on the floor n no1 bring him up..."help~~!!..help~~!!!!...."
end up CK deceased...........................................................
n YIK LYK n GAB inside the plane watching CK struggling n playing with all cutie zombies...^___^ 
3 good heng dai huh???hahaxz....

ferdinand down grade to O'SHEA?!?!....wtf**

the day so bright~~!!!......nice huh???
well~~~.....decide to play football after came back from INTI....
since last year sem2 till now i ignore my loving football bcoz of my favorite basketball...
i tot can play well after a few months didnt come back to football field....manatau...................
all missed.....passing misssed.....defend missed.....shooting out target.......
arrrgghhhhh!!!!.......Ferdinand bcum O'SHEA de lar......ferdinand's soul pls cum back~~
RAIN pulak!!!!.....lik yinz said....xin xue lai chao can play a great match but end up raining n my leg pain.....bcum sub.......haixz.........

hope my defend skills wont get tat low lar>.<....next sat still ON for FOOTBALL....ignore BASKELBALLLLLL!!!!!...................

APRIL fooled????

April FOOL???being fooled......??
great...being fooled my by 2 heng daixz!!!!
but 1 succesfully fooled me but another 1 failed...

CASE 1:
CK called me...i just wake up from nap...
on the phone...
CK:eh...just now 7p.m lik tat u still at college??
YIK:ya...i still dere....
CK:did u know dere's a person wan to comon-suicide from 7th level??
YIK:huh.........izit???...y i dunno 1....den??
CK:i dunno lar...just now i got my basketball training n i saw ppl from 7th level..n i heard tat ppl is from engineering course 1.............
YIK:....oh.....i dunno wor...tat time i think i usy with my assignment....shit.....

CK:(remain speechless for a few second...start to laugh...)....eh...u know today is wat day ar???
YIK:.........+___+wadda.....(realize kena tipu~~)....diu~~



CASE 2:
GAB called me....on9-ing....
on the phone....
GAB:eh...just now LYK accident u know ar...??
YIK:(am chio~~....)izit??.....den wish him good luck lar...!!!!
GAB:really eh....he phone me n told me he hit a car.........
YIK:yaya....enuf enuf....already over April Fool....
GAB: really 1 lar!!!!!!!!..............................................
YIK:..haha....i just now chat with him nia~~........haha
GAB: celaka.....

failed...haha.........hard to tipu me again n again lar......


to UNKOWN ppl...

Sometime U'r Annoying
I'm feel lik u'r NOISY
i hate tat feeling when u are dere
it's FAKE!!!
dammit....
cant u be bit quiet n MATURE!!!!
dun treat me tat way...
start to hate u.....

INTI's cleaner so "YENG"~~~


INTI's cleaner ROCK!!!!
used mop to clean the cabinet..
~~we must salute her....
take her as our role model...
can help us save a piece of cloth + save money....
=__=
tut....
take the mop n swing lik this ar...
so horrible....

SOEAT2 37-43 SOBA

CSC test2...
venue: MultiPurpose-HALL...
n we were just like having exercise but not TEST....
n CLHS's feeling cum back....
ahaha~~routine....
hehexz....good job!!!!he is not GUAN HWA...not~~.....hope tat Paul will cum n visit my blog~



wellll~today is the last day n last match for our basketball competition...
although we lose all 5 matches but we found tat we'r improving WELL enuf from the 1st match untill the end!!!
for today score....
SOEAT2 37-43 SOBA
an amazing result!!!!....we are not upset tat much....
we played very well n hard...
n a very appreciate to all my teammates!!!
SOEAT2's HEROSSSS: 
J.YIK
S.PENG
J.CHUEN
Z.XIAN
Y.CHONG
Y.MING
Z.KANG
HELIUM
G.HWA
J.WEI

gosh...need sum tuition~~~

This few days just stuck on assignment again...
n CSC test2 is coming soon...
not yet prepare....
n now still lengang-lengang...
do ntg but just dreaming....
wonder y my laziness came up so easily....
everytime open my books...my eyes start to close...
huh~~~i'm tired......
this morning my mom ask me n giv me advice....
she ask me did i regret to take this course...
i bcum speechless....
i said ntg but I DON't KNOW....
now i keep thinking....how to get tuition for ENGINEERING!!!!!
sum1 can help me ask bout this?!?!

stop tat!!!

一个有很多男性朋友+没有女朋友的男生
被视为GAY???
..你哪一个妈妈教你的!!!..

??


went to coll for assignment..
but all end up with this...
=.=....looking girlssssss in frienster+blog.....celaka............

anyway...THX to WEIWEI n HOOI...
thx to both of u completed the circuit.....
wong said will treat u both makan....^__^~~

Funny~~

我是個國中的國文老師,生平最痛苦的事情就是改作文!!字醜就算了,還會自己學倉頡創字!!創字就算了,還會用自己奇怪的邏輯寫句子!!每次都改到哭笑不得……………

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1、元旦時,我們全家一起到歷史博物館參觀「冰馬桶」…
師評:有這樣的東西嗎?我也要去!(兵馬俑)
2、早上起床整裡「遺容」後,我們到學校集合,搭車前往墾丁畢業旅行
師評:不知道你家是哪一家殯儀館?老師一直都不知道…(儀容)
3、昨晚左眼皮跳個不停,當時就覺得那是「胸罩」,果然今天皮夾被扒走了!
師評:孩子,你已經這麼大了嗎?(凶兆 )
4、報上說重金屬污染過的牡蠣,可「治」癌…
師評:一字之差,養蚵人家翻身矣!我是不是該趕快去養牡蠣?會賺到翻哦…(致癌)
5、昨晚我和同學到速食店吃晚餐,我們點了兩個漢堡、「雞份一塊」…
師評:好吃嗎?雞糞?(雞塊一份)
6、星期天準備外出逛街時,匆忙之間不小心給「肛門」夾到,真倒楣!!
師評:老師很好奇──誰的肛門這麼大…?(鋼門)
7、四下無人,不要從背後 拍我肩膀,我很容易「受精」…
師評:孩子,我可能是你爸哦… 老師記得曾這樣讓很多人「受精」喔!(受驚)
8、逛完花市後,我花錢買下「賤男」,準備帶回家過年。
師評:發音正確一點,「劍蘭」會哭的…
9、我的歷史老師長髮披肩,個子矮小,脾氣不好,有一點點「胸」…
師評:歷史老師要我轉告你「等下上歷史課﹐皮給我繃緊一點。」(兇)
10、我認為自己是個品學兼「憂」的好學生…
師評:你是該憂了──不及格。(優)
11、在「崎嶇坎坷」的人生「康莊大道」上,我們要堅定方向…
師評:此路可繼世界八大奇蹟兵馬俑之後,登上第九大奇蹟。
12、從小就住在我們家隔壁的陳伯伯住家三樓最後面一間廚房不知道為什麼會三不五時地飄來一陣又一陣烹煮紅燒牛肉時所散發出來的濃濃迷人中藥味道…
師評:明天麻煩你一口氣唸完這句給我聽,不准換氣。

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換小學老師了:

1。題目:一邊……一邊……
小朋友寫:他一邊脫衣服,一邊穿褲子。
老師批語:他到底是要脫還是要穿啊?
2。題目:其中
小朋友寫:我的其中一只左腳受傷了。
老師批語:你是蜈蚣嗎?
3。題目:陸陸續續
小朋友寫:下班了,爸爸陸陸續續的回家了。
老師批語:你到底有幾個爸爸呀?
4。題目:難過
小朋友寫:我家門前有條水溝很難過。
老師批語:老師更難過。
5。題目:又 又
小朋友寫:我的媽媽又矮又高又胖又瘦。
老師批語;你的媽媽是變形金鋼嗎?
6。題目:你看
小朋友寫:你看什麼看!沒看過啊
老師批語:沒看過
7。題目:欣欣向榮
小朋友寫:欣欣向榮榮告白。
老師批語:連續劇不要看太多了!
8。題目:好吃
小朋友寫:好吃個屁。
老師批語:有些東西是不能吃的。
9。題目:天真
小朋友寫:今天真熱。
老師批語:你真天真。
10。題目:果然
小朋友寫:昨天我吃水果,然後喝涼水。
老師批語:是詞組,不能分開的。
11。題目:先……再……,例題:先吃飯,再冼澡。
小朋友寫:先生,再見!
老師批語:想像力超過了地球人的智慧。
12。題目:況且
小朋友寫:一列火車經過,況且況且況且況且況且況

老師批語:我死了算了 @@